TOP TEN REASONS I WOULD NEVER MARRY A FEMALE BISHOP (2015)

ls_topten_20100805bIn the spirit of the Late Show with David Letterman and influence by the Preachers of Detroit, A PLACE CALL AGAPE, and in fun (though it might get me in trouble, here are the…….. 

 

TOP TEN REASONS WHY I WOULD NEVER MARRY A FEMALE BISHOP

 

10. She might be able to out preach me

9. If I am the head at home, and she is the head at church, then that makes us a two-headed monster and must be destroyed

8. If the Bible says that a Bishop must be the husband of one wife, then she might be a lesbian

7. Lord! The last thing I would want my wife is to have a Pentecostal hooping style preaching

6. When we are making love, she might try to slain me in the spirit

5. If I wanted to marry a bishop, then I would have married Noel Jones, and T. Byron doesn’t play that.

4. Instead of putting on negligee, she might put on a clergy robe in the bedroom

3. I refuse to be called the husband of the Bishop

2. I don’t want her laying hands on no other man but me.

1. And the top ten reason that I refuse to marry a female bishop………..She might look like Corletta Vaughn

Published on March 26, 2015 at 8:52 am  Leave a Comment  

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